December 2009
654 posts
Fred: Well why don't we harpoon Charles straight through the head, drag him back to the apartment, and hit him with a hammer until he agrees to come back?
Elizabeth: Harpoon him through the head. That won't work Fred.
Fred: Why not? How many times have you tried it?
''cobwebs''
i just watched ‘drop dead fred’ honestly that film will never ever get un-funny and boring.
elizabeth: Go away fred: go away? why do you want me to go away? Fine! say the magic words and i’ll piss off elizabeth: Piss off! fred: Ha! I lied those werent the magic words elizabeth’s mum: What did you say? fred: She told you to piss off
haahahaha
never get your hair cut short
chelseymathews:
you look like a dyke. trust me.
lmao i know they were my first thoughts when i got mine cut, but i dont care i love my hair.
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hey pretty lady with the high heels on
you give me fever like ive never ever known your just a product of loveliness i ilke the groove of your walk, your talk, your dress. i feel your fever from miles around ill pick you up in my car and we’ll paint the town just kiss me baby and tell me twice, that your the one for me.
the way you make me feel (L)
my favorite rihanna performance →